*VIDEO* Whacky crime prevention inventions

PUBLISHED: 10:34 02 May 2014 | UPDATED: 10:49 02 May 2014

The English are cool and collected at all times…

…and John Fisher of Farnham, Surrey certainly aimed to do his part to help those in crime prevention stay that way.

An ‘indestructible’ bowler hat and a torturous briefcase with hidden surprises for potential thieves are among his creations.

What would ‘Britain’s most outspoken crime commissioner’ say?

(we have no idea but you can read this thoughts in May’s Surrey Life magazine!)

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