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Author Adele Parks enjoys freedom in the Alice Holt treetops – Are We Nearly There Yet?

PUBLISHED: 12:34 16 August 2017 | UPDATED: 12:34 16 August 2017

Adele Parks enjoying her Go Ape adventure

Adele Parks enjoying her Go Ape adventure


In her latest instalment of Are We Nearly There Yet?, best-selling author Adele Parks finds escape from life’s stresses and strains by climbing, jumping and swinging through trees at Farnham’s Go Ape!

Adele Parks enjoying her Go Ape adventure Adele Parks enjoying her Go Ape adventure

Originally published in Surrey Life magazine July 2017


My teenage son suddenly felt compelled to have a day trip out with Husband and I. He insisted it was to help me research my column but I suspect it was simply a better alternative than revising for his exams. Either way, we were not going to look a gift horse in the mouth; ask any parent – teens volunteering to spend time with family is miraculous and welcome. We discussed where to spend this much-valued quality time and, as it was a beautiful summer day, we dismissed the usual fail-safes of bowling, cinema or restaurant. Son came up with idea of visiting Go Ape in Alice Holt, near Farnham.

For the benefit of the uninitiated, this basically involves committing to two or three hours in treetops taking on zip-wires, Tarzan swings, rope ladders and a variety of obstacles and crossings. There was a glint in Son’s eye because, while I’m not a categorical acrophobic, dendrophobic or even climacophobia, I’m no action woman and I do have tendencies to worry (not about heights, trees or climbing, but about falling from said heights and trees while climbing). With it being exam time in our household I’d been in the habit of spouting inspirational and motivational sound bites, such as, ‘You’ve nothing to fear but fear itself’ and ‘Every achievement starts with the decision to try’. Every one of my giddy little witticisms was quoted back to me. I could see that they’d been annoying but, to save face, I got in the car.

All action heroes

Alice Holt is a royal forest on the Surrey/Hampshire border. Part of the South Downs National Park. The leafy hideout boasts an epic backdrop and is just a stone’s throw away from where they filmed the opening battle from Gladiator and, more recently, scenes from Skyfall, and Captain America and Avengers: Age of Ultron. Husband kindly offered up these little facts to me as a form of distraction as I faced the 126-metre zip wire.

On arriving, the park’s friendly staff conscientiously talked us through safety procedures and made sure we were harnessed correctly and wearing appropriate gear. After a training briefing and a practice run, we were off.

What can I tell you? While much huffing and puffing ensued, the truth is I’ve never had so much fun in my life! Well, not the sort of fun I’m prepared to write about in Surrey Life! There’s a reason kids laugh a lot, it’s because they frequently run, climb, jump, swing and scramble about – and it feels fabulous! With each zip-wire I soared down and tree crossing I conquered, I felt increasingly equal to any Gladiator, Bond or Avenger. It wasn’t just me - the place was full of young and old testing and impressing themselves; everyone left validated, exhilarated, united. If there’s stress or tension in your home I’d say go on, go ape!


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